Republicans think America is Lazy!

 

Casey’s Jury was Either Stupid or Lazy and I Judge Them for It!

That jury got the hell out of town before the sun went down on the travesty they committed in court yesterday. No justice for Caylee– we are done w/this case and the sequestration and we can’t be bothered to explain.

So thanks to that idiotic jury Casey finally gets everything she ever wanted. She’s rid of Caylee for good, she’s free, she got to severely punish her mean, overbearing parents and BONUS she gets to sell Caylee and the “story” of what happened to her for lots of money. It’s almost hard to believe the level of destruction that the spiteful bitch has brought down upon everyone around her.

I hope the name Casey Anthony will become synonymous w/FUBAR. When something is Fu*ked Up Beyond All Recognition- you can call it Casey Anthony. Did you see that 40 car pileup on the freeway? It was like Casey Anthony bad!!! She IS the human AK-47: The very worst. When you absolutely, positively have to kill everyone in the room. Accept no substitutes.

She completely laid waste to her entire family and then she had Roy Kronk for dessert. Amy Huizenga, Tony Lazzaro, Jesse Grund, Zenaida Gonzales and anyone else who had their private lives eviscerated for the world to see- they were just the appetizers.

I hope like hell that everyone forces her to deal w/that reality she created. That abuse after all, is her excuse for what happened to Caylee. I don’t think the Anthonys should be allowed to ignore what she said to all of the world about her father and brother. If she goes to live in that home and George stays there it will be clear to everyone that she killed Caylee. She can’t just stick to the accident story now and forget the rest bc the world is not quite as dysfunctional as this family or that jury. We remember what you said Casey about that penis in your mouth when you were a child. The Anthonys may wish to ignore what happened but I don’t think they should be allowed to either. It would dishonor Caylee to do so. Everyone that interviews them should make that one of their main focuses. Caylee ended up triple bagged in the swamp because of the incest and sexual abuse that Casey supposedly suffered. If she was lying -surprise, surprise- about that, then there would be absolutely NO REASON that Caylee’s drowning didn’t warrant a call for help.

George and Cindy have issued a statement calling her defense baseless but the verdict fair. So they admit that she’s lying about what happened but think she shouldn’t be held accountable for anything. Shocking huh? Somehow that doesn’t surprise me but I do disagree. This jury brought shame upon themselves, the State of Florida and our jury system. Caylee was worth more than that. She deserved more than just 10 hours of deliberation and I’m sick and frick’n tired of people saying they did a good job w/what they had.

Oh here’s a petition if you don’t want Casey to profit from Caylee’s corpse:
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/noprofitforcaseyanthony

Russell Huekler, and alternate juror is doing the media rounds now saying he thinks it’s safe to say that something horrific happened to that little girl. Well thank you captain obvious. Aside from her death the most horrific thing that happened to that little girl is what the jury did when they cleared her mother of any responsibility. If she drowned, Casey should have been watching her. If she drowned Casey should have called 911. If she drowned Casey should have reported the death. If she drowned, she deserved a proper burial.

How do they explain the smell from Casey’s trunk? How do they explain the chloroform? How do they think Caylee got to the swamp? Caylee’s corpse didn’t get duct taped and triple bagged all by itself. If they speak out w/suspicion about George’s possible culpability their complete and total ignorance will be confirmed.

George was devastated to lose Caylee. Losing Caylee set Casey free. Never in her entire life had she been able to be out of her parent’s house and have such freedom for 31 days. Now the hideous murderer will have what she sees as a bella vita. I don’t think anyone in that family has a job so I’m sure the rush to profit from Caylee’s death will be swift and voracious.

I wish I knew Judge Belvin Perry’s email so that I could email him w/some requests. Since she is a convicted felon she should serve the maximum allowed for lying to the police. She should also be charged w/contempt for speaking so much (under her breath) during the trial and especially during the closing arguments. The guy who flipped the bird got 6 days and it will be an injustice if Casey gets away w/that.

I’m just so sad and so mad I could spit. Which reminds me- I read somewhere that Casey will probably be called a murderer wherever she goes and will always have to wonder if someone spit in her food bc of it. I kinda hope that’s true but I feel bad about it and mad at her for making me feel that way! GRRRR!

 

Casey Killed Caylee – It’s confirmed.

Even if you believe the ridiculous story spun so smugly by Jose that it was an accident, she still killed her because she didn’t call 911! She didn’t give Caylee a chance to survive her neglect. No matter how long she was in the pool a good mom would have called for help- so many drowning victims can be resuscitated. An amazing mom would have been watching her daughter in the first place but a good mom would have at least given her a chance. And then to supposedly just turn away and let George triple bag her like a family pet and toss her in the swamp?! That’s BS, that’s not a good mom, that’s a monster and it should be CRIMINAL!

So even if you buy the fantastical fiction put forth from Jose– EVEN IF you buy that- she still did nothing to help her daughter and she’s guilty of that much at the very least.

By the way IF you believe Casey’s story then we should be expecting a statement from her soon much to this effect…

Chloroform Casey issues an apologetic statement to the media:  
I want to absolutely offer my sincerest apology to everyone who has invested their time and concern on this case.  To prove what an amazing mother I am I want to dedicate my life to speaking out against the type of incest and sexual abuse I endured from my father and brother growing up.  Because of their despicable and horrific acts against me as a child I was unable to help my daughter and call 911 when she drowned and then I was unable to deal with reality and the aftermath.  I am asking the Orange County Sheriff’s Office to seek charges against my dad for triple bagging Caylee and tossing her away like trash in the swamp/pet cemetery. I also apologize to all the searchers. ANY money that I make for talking about Caylee will go to TexasEquusearch and The Klass Foundation for missing children.

George and Lee will have no choice but to make a healthy break from her and to speak out about everything they know.  The truth will be revealed and everyone will know that she is Caylee’s killer any which way that you look at it.  I believe the State of FL proved it’s case and the jury didn’t understand REASONABLE doubt–these ARE Florida voters after all. But again…even if it was an accident and she didn’t call for help and give her a chance– shouldn’t she be charged w/that??

The truth is that she killed her and the State proved it. Caylee ceased to exist while in the care of her mother and the jury got the verdict wrong. I’m sick of people saying we have to respect this jury’s decision. I don’t have to. They made a terrible mistake that they will no doubt profit from now and regret later. What they did is completely disrespectful to Caylee. Caylee didn’t deserve to be disposed of that way. Casey threw that baby in the swamp and I bet the jurors will admit they know that and voted not guilty bc the state didn’t have (it on tape) the right evidence.

Just make sure the body completely skeletonizes before you report the person missing and then lie to the police and voila- you can get smooth away from a murder charge in FL. This Pinellas County jury just completely ignored the SCIENCE!  Were they all scientologists or creationists??! They should be ashamed.

Apparently Casey was truly judged by a jury of her peers– those of a truly tiny intelligence. I’m curious to know what they did discuss in the very few hours they decided to devote to Caylee. It certainly wasn’t the evidence. I think they focused on the mystery and what can never be known about what happened bc this wasn’t written or filmed for TV. Real life is messier than that and you have to take the time to consider all the circumstances in which Caylee ceased to exist. I bet someone took notes and recreated that chart that Cheney Mason had in closing. I got worried when I saw that bc it made beyond reasonable doubt sound unattainable. I would like to see that chart again bc I bet you money it played a role. Someone fell for that, threw reason out the window and convinced everyone that the evidence didn’t rise to the level for conviction. Plus they were pissed they had to miss the 4th of July, were sick of Orange County and this case and wanted to move on. You have to almost completely ignore the evidence to do what they did and evidently that’s what they did bc there’s NO WAY they could have given proper attn to the over 300 pieces of evidence the State so carefully presented. Linda Drane Burdick and Jeff Ashton worked tirelessly and were excellent advocates for Caylee in death.

Sadly Caylee had only the Anthony’s looking out for her in life. It’s sad that Caylee didn’t have friends that missed her those 31 days. It’s sad that Caylee didn’t have a job that would have alerted someone when she didn’t show up. It’s sad that Caylee didn’t have a car that someone could have reported abandoned. It’s sad that Caylee didn’t have a phone where someone could have reached out to her. Caylee didn’t get the chance to have any of those things because she had to rely on her mother for care and her mother couldn’t have cared less about her. Casey is the one who got all the chances. Casey got treated w/kid gloves and ruled that house so she had no incentive to face reality. In the end I guess the Anthony’s got what they wanted all along– leave us alone, it’s none of your business!!   Caylee belonged to us- move along please. This is how we get rid of our family pets.

Casey saw Caylee as the noose around her neck tethering her to her overbearing mother. Casey’s friends were going to college and getting their first taste of freedom from parental control. Not Casey. Because of Caylee, Casey got put on complete lock down -Cindy style! She also got kicked way down the totem pole and was jealous of all the love and attention Caylee got. Cindy and George loved that baby beyond all measure and failed to see the jealous monster they were creating in their midst. Casey NEVER wanted Caylee and I think that had Cindy’s brother not been rude enough to interject some reality at that wedding- “hey Casey’s prego!” then Casey would have been one of those teens that have the baby in the rest room and end it all right there in the stall. Time for the hot body contest!

Cindy wanted sooo badly to prove to the world that she was a great mother but appearances were what really mattered to her. She mentioned what a good mother she was many times in her police interviews even while cataloging all the lies her daughter spewed. In order for Cindy to be a great mother, it had to appear that Casey was a good mother, thus she was HIGHLY motivated to believe the lies that Casey told her. A good mom would have noticed their pregnant daughter and a good mom would have gotten prenatal care but those are inconvenient truths. Casey didn’t want to be pregnant, pretended not to be and she walked down that hallway until she reached the very end and had no choice but to confess. Keeping up appearances Cindy moved quickly past that weirdness and got really excited about a grand daughter– a second chance! They spared no expense for Caylee and I’m sure Casey resented every penny. Money that might have gone for Casey’s college and a shot at freedom was yanked and spent on the snot nosed brat (Casey’s words) that ruined all of her escape plans.

George even talked about how Casey had stolen money he was saving for Caylee. Poor George has been neutered in that house for a very long time. Cindy keeps it in a jar and I don’t believe for one second that George did anything to Casey under her watchful eye. You can tell from his pathetic suicide note that there’s a mantra that’s been drummed into his head that he’s a failure. Cindy has said to him many times, the derogatory things he said about himself in that suicide note. And Cindy made George the villain in Casey’s eyes many times. She made it okay to throw George under the bus like that. Don’t be negative George, of course Casey is telling the truth. Be a dad not a cop! How dare you go bust her for her fake Sports Authority job! How dare you try to follow her down the highway! Now Princess Casey will move back in and George will have to hit the bricks. Casey used to have Caylee to hold over her parents head to get whatever she wanted. She’s killed Caylee but she will still be using her as her precious pawn but it’ll be Caylee’s corpse that she profits from now.

The media better put a stalk on that tattoo shop Casey loves– stat!  Remember, she missed her appointment when she got arrested on a fu*king whim?! You know Casey is going to have to get something inked over this horrific ordeal her parents have put her through. If they hadn’t tracked her down at Tony’s, if they hadn’t called the cops that night, if they hadn’t said they smelled death, if they hadn’t visited her in jail, if they had just believed her latest lie. This was a super inconvenient time for them to mess w/the fantasy and you can be certain that Casey will never stop making them pay for that.

My deepest hope and wish that I’m sending out into the universe is for someone to give Casey a tattoo on her other shoulder that says “Hideous Murderer” in Italian. Just have a really hot guy offer to do it for free and tell Casey it says something else! She’s not nearly as bright as people think she is. Tell her it means some bullshit about justice bc that is what it would mean to me, even if only in the teensiest degree. I think that jury and the Anthony’s will come to regret turning their backs on the obvious stench of what Casey did to Caylee! Here’s a petition to stop Casey from monetizing Caylee’s corpse: http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/noprofitforcaseyanthony

 

The Bachelorette- live blogging the social mutants on display.

Ally is not looking her best. tone down the “orange county glow in the dark” blond and put copious amts of conditioners in it and your bottom lip looks ridonkulous. I came in late but I did see that weatherman- geek and eek. What do you want to bet that he works for an ABC affiliate? He is milking this for all its worth- he may be genuinely interested but he is also WORKING it. Pls leave.

first up is a canadian but he seems nice and has confidence

not crazy about the 2nd w/the silly joke

3- he seems nice, a bit nervous

4- ty hmmm, perhaps its just the southern accent but, good impression

5– desperate for attention- jumps out of the sunroof– what’s a matta fool- you don’t know any f’ing shakespeare? tool.

6- ouch, but he’s cute, oops loses pts for rolling around on the floor w/odder guys.

7- jay seems british and not in a good way- not diggin it.

8- i don’t like magicians

9- kasey seems comfortable w/himself- but wait I need subtitles– he’s hard to understand.

10- cheeseball kyle. just. cheeseball.

11-roberto is hot, his job is not. I love what he said though- whatever he said– he wins some points. oh, she agrees.

12– whoa a vienna slam. I think he was on a soap opera I watched in the 80’s-= ugh

13- he seems shy- could be cute.

14- tyler- seems nervous but real.

15- john gives off a real geek vibe and ugh— girls don’t like to be made to feel uncomfortable.

16- he’s got confidence- why the dramatic pause? oh, he’s desperate for camera time- its the weather man. no.

17- craig has confidence but not as easy on the eyes as the others

18- steve, is not so tall.

19- kirk is not so tall too. And we DON’T like magicians. no.

20- boots, hmm. but he does seem cute. ooops he just mistakenly tried to reference a time when she wore boots. epic fail.

21- hunter (some fool called me – so I missed him)

22- derek, cheese ball- and you better yank that leaf off her head. no- not a fan.

23- phillip- hhas a nice confidence, doesn’t seem fake.

24- derrek- oh no, he has a nick name- shooter which he will explain later. that won’t be necessary shooter, we get it.

25- does a back flip off the car– no thanks, Jason. Thanks for playing.

Does ally have a bunny tail on? I guess that’s her mic.

Her dress is just kind of there. Roberto is cute but he reminds me of mario lopez. frank is the first to ask for alone time. I don’t dig him at all but I like that he lived in Paris for a while but WHY would you move there to write screenplays. BTW never tell people you right screenplays unless we’ve seen one in the theater. Someone just said he made a scrapbook– oh, kirk, don’t tell people that (that’s between you and your gammy). Ok, he’s letting her get to know him w/it which is clever- but he should have blamed it on his gammy- that would have made it ALMOST socially acceptable. This guy is a mumbler– they need to subtitle him– I’m missing what they’re talking about– oops she seemed to like it. WHAT did he say? Is he hearing impaired? He’s making me feel that way. Hunter- has no shame which is actually something I find really attractive (AKA will ferrel, adam sandler etc). I like to see a man playing an instrument- that’s attractive but hunter doesn’t really do it for me. Shooter- OMG he is talking about premature. EPIC FAIL. She needs to pull a Jake and ask Chris if she can send him away STAT!!!! Its not funny, it IS weird and now that’s all we can think about w/you. UGH, she’s got the weatherman/cheeseball and the soap star on the bench- blah.

roberto asked for alone time- kindof awkward timing but a good move. He’s also the only one I noticed her have a “whoa he’s sexy” type reaction to. He’s a FL boy, folks still together, entrepreneur– all’s good. Asks what she’s looking for- that’s nice. He’s got the 1st impression rose FO SHO. Oh, a dancer, nice.

I’m diggin the cape cod dude. WTF– he just LIED! NOT COOL. Maybe it happened recently and he’s emotional. When my dog died I didn’t tell classmates for months bc I couldn’t talk about it w/out crying! Someone w/terrible hair just gave her a fishing hook- yuk. Jay the lawyer and the hook guy get the boot- if it was from me. God, I hope she sends the cheeseball/weatherman home. I don’t dig the wrestler either– total waste of a good looking guy too. He should stop talking. OH NO, the wrestler just let the cat out of the bag that wrestling is FAKE- yank that passport. Oh, good- he’s getting called out for having the wrong motivation- points for Craig though he is giving me a real big brother vibe. I didn’t hear the story behind the tiny shoes but she likes it and appreciates having a big bro for advice. She’s worried about people being there for the wrong reasons- you know, like how she was feeling when she talked w/producers about creating the losing job must leave fiction so that she’d get to be the next bachelorette.

Chris just came in to stir the pot w/the secret mean girls ballot- nice. Kyle’s job is…outdoorsman…that must be nice. I would definitely vote that weatherboy off. Keep the wrestler around- cheese is not a threat. Oh, that’s the first suit you’ve ever bought. You shouldn’t tell people that unless you’re 12. I like the way he talks – a nice gift and he made it w/power tools. I like guys who love their sister’s– What’s his name? I likey. Somebody called soapstar out for having a toupee. funny but I don’t think so- that’s quite an elaborate hair hat if so. I like this southern boy w/the prominent ears. WOW, look at his chest- yes pls! Oh CALLED IT– Roberto gets the 1st rose. This is cringe worthy though.

Jay is slick, and not in a good way. Chris brings the awkward in strong. I hope that dude that just brought the ballot in got paid alot bc that looked awfully toolish and unecessary. Justin got a lot of votes, damn I wish it was cheesyweatherboy. The wrestler looks good and can speak, he’ll stay- she will think the men are jealous bc that’s the way she’d vote. The soap star cannot put a tie and shirt together- yuk.

8 will go home- that doesn’t sound suspicious at all- I’m sure ally didn’t come up w/that number. Jesse gets the first one, I’m not going to name all of them. I’ll just comment on the 8 losers. Hunter looks like he will cut a bitch if he doesn’t get one. Weatherboy is NERVOUS. I bet he loves the movie LA Story. So do I but for different reasons– plllls send him home. OMG the soap star stays. She has weird taste. We do have to keep in mind that she is ABSOLUTELY the producer’s little bitch she will do WHATEVER they like. Which MUST be why she just kept weatherboy. I dislike this girl and see through her obvious desperation for FAME. That fat bottom lip of hers REALLY bothers me- WHY do something so obviously artificial. Angelina is beautiful bc she was born that way– other people need to STOP– nobody is pulling that look off freakshows. Shooter is going to need some serious surgery and the services of witness protection bc he will NEVER live that down.

OMG it looks like this season will be HEAVY on the cheese. Ally thinks she’s auditioning for becoming America’s sweetheart. She is SUPER aware of being on camera. PLEEEEEEASE tell me someone didn’t try to open a vein over this. Oh no, someone w/a girlfriend too?! I feel dirty…and so manipulated. See ya next week.
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PS- those jersey wives get about 1/2 my attn. I’m allergic to too much. but….damn they are really just begging for it. jackie is so cute – she’s my favorite but she should take charge a bit more w/her daughter. the life coach may sound silly and it does, but its also not a bad idea to help her focus. she should have pitched it better– and said- i know it sounds goofy but who knows? i’ll go w/you, let’s go and if its goofy then we’ll have had a good laugh. Then I’d make it a pre-req for getting laundry privileges- HA you got her. sweet and sour. i can’t believe caroline couldn’t talk her sons out of the whole strip club story line- i love her but this skeeves me out.

danielle– looks and acts reptilian– she is just seething evil- its leaking all over the place. I feel like she could peel of a thin layer and she would be one of those creatures we fear and loathe- hunter thompson style. She creeps me out. This benefit at the brownstone is not at all obvious– good job producers.

whoa– jackie just put it DOWN on danielle. so true!!! she is ON. wow, loving caroline too. I guess dina is getting some kind of bonus for agreeing to keep danielle in the storyline.

ugh, I can’t even mention the embarrassing carwash incident. Exploit women=good business– way to be a man Caroline’s son. just yuk. and i already showered.

jeez- is danielle trying to sell her daughter? this is weird. is she trying to scare her enemies? check that off your list crazy girl. handle w/care- she and kelly bensimon should hang out. Are you there Bravo gods? Its me Kim. Could you make that happen pls. Have the whitesuits on standby but just think about the ratings GOLD of getting those nutballs together.

I swear Theresa is 11 yrs old. I would definitely keep her around for sheer entertainment. She would get an invite to every sleepover– she always brings the best barbies- and she is unmatched at playing dress up. Oh, getting leaky over the godmother invite– that’s so sweet. that’s a nice catholic tradition– do the diet catholics do that?

jeez w/the previews– its all sopranos up in there. trying to lure me back. bastiches!

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OMG- dean is soo desperate. He’s sooo obviously trying to get on that stupid star dancing show that’s too annoying to mention. gross I don’t even know if I can watch this show– Tori and Dean. pls stop.

Is that smart to put play-doh in the mouth in front of impressionable children?

I do like to watch them redecorate though. I don’t always agree w/her taste, though I’m almost w/her on the TV love, but I like to watch anyone decorate. Dean skeeves me out– his desperate, faux super-earnest bid for attn is just too obvious. its painful. Pls, like Dean is lacking self confidence– he can barely carry that head of his around. He’s just like one of those whiny girls who always needs reassurance. There is nothing tori and dean won’t do for these producers. Its funny though bc I still somehow find Tori so likable– and I used to hate her and say terrible mean things about her when she was Donna. Ah, maturity. 😉 Her, not me. Obviously.

Are they really putting diapers on that chicken? Dean should NOT be allowed to race– I get the distinct impression that he sux. That’s so cute/clueless- she didn’t know paint doesn’t come out of clothes. Where’s that button that lets me strike through words??? I loved that button. I haven’t been blabbing in a while. Good motorcycle advice for Dean. He’s not a bikes best friend. True that Dean- w/out your family you’re nothing. Now don’t just say it super earnestly into the camera, just do it.

oops I just figured out that Ali spells it like Mohommed. Now I will think of her as ALI. Floats like a dragonfly, stings like a wasp. She’s about to come out on Jimmy Kimmel. She looks cute- side pony tail girl has brought the twins out to play and still needs to tone down her hair. ALSO–We’d like to know a little more about you for our files. We’d like to help you learn to help yourself.

Her lip looks a bit more normal. Ali seems to be saying she found love but really not saying much of anything. What she’s TRULY in love w/is herself and you Jimmy, bc you’re giving her time on TV. Oh, I never saw those extra clips of the tool that climbed out of the roof and didn’t even quote shakespeare– he needs to go. She’s a freak, she just admitted to liking sensitive pony tail guys and dudes who wear fanny packs. She needs help. Jimmy just invited her back each week- that should be fun. He makes me laugh and worships letterman like I do.

Looks like Monday night will be all reality ALL night– that sux bc I also have to watch those crazy bitches in NYC– bc those housewives are putting the batshit DOWN HARD! Did you see Kelly Bensimon go mental on TV– almost sad. Almost. She has been righteously begging for it since last season– she is UNBELIEVABLY IMPRESSED w/herself. Its fascinating.

That was sweet of Dean at the end but again, Obvious Boy, he just wanted to not go to bed w/her V Jay jay mad at him.

 

Casey: Compelling Motivation to Party Like a Rock Star

Jose keeps saying that AT TRIAL it will ALL be revealed as to WHY Casey Danced her Ass, ASS off while her little girl was “missing” !!!???!!! This is interesting bc I CANNOT see how he’s NOT setting himself up for a fall, for- an armada of police cars to deal w/your client if you will. I’m pretty sure this is a path that he should NOT stumble down. You are writing a check that your skills, the facts, no one in their right mind woulda coulda shoulda cash, Jose. BIG mistake, colossal, HUGE. IMO. Now I’ve been TRYING to be nice to Jose ever since he got his panties in a wad over a previous post but COME ON JOSE, pls don’t make it so difficult. We don’t want to, as the court doesn’t want to…”tee off on her.” However…

First of all, how are you going to establish the story w/out putting your girl on the stand? OOPS. Secondly, any reason you could possibly fathom will not be able to accommodate ALL of the juvenile, thoughtless, slutty, criminal, loathsome, abhorrent and completely asinine things your client has done. Thirdly, WHY in the hell haven’t you released a sketch of the nanny or the “perp”- WHO took that baby and killed her??? IF you truly believe your client didn’t do it- then you should be OBSESSED w/finding out WHO DID IT??D!!!@#$%^ Hey, how about putting out a SKETCH of the perp? I’m just saying.

But I AM actually FASCINATED by the idea of your story. Let’s all just take a moment or two and really stretch our imaginations. I will give a brand new copy of the Diane Fanning book on Caylee – to the best scenario. I accidentally bought two. Well, I pre-ordered one from Amazon and then they shanked me and didn’t get it to me in a timely manner. I was leaving the country so I was FORCED to buy another one at the airport. It’s not impressive IMO- anyone could have written it- it seems to be almost entirely transcripts of intvs- which most of us (obsess much?) have read and there are many typos (which believe it or not is a major pet peeve of mine). Granted there are many here- but this is a vastly different medium. I am mostly RANTING here and using things like OMG and IMO. IF I were to publish- I would make good and gosh darn sure that I didn’t have any typos AND BONUS –I would NEVER use the word MACADAM. That’s a promise! Has anyone else noticed how that word is popping up w/MUCH too much regularity? I’m pretty sure Diane Fanning used it, Dean Koontz can’t get enough of it and I was recently subjected to it thanks to Robin Cook, Ann Rule and Dominick Dunne. For some reason it annoys the crap out of me. Just say pavement- we ALL have access to a thesaurus – color me unimpressed. It makes me want to POUND my head into the MACADAM!! BTW- did you see that hilarious toss that Jon Stewart and Colbert did the other day– about the thesaurus?? Too funny- I will look for a link.

Now back to the compelling reasons to party like a rock star. I am not here to suggest that there are NO reasons to party like a rock star. I myself have stumbled across MANY: freshman in college, first credit card, first Grateful Dead/Rolling Stones/Van Halen concert, first time in Amsterdam, best friend’s wedding, open bar… you get the idea. There are a PLETHORA of good reasons to engage in such activity. HOWEVER, if my daughter, or hell, even my DOG were missing I would need something happening on a sort of Tony Soprano scale with CONSTANT reinforcement to make me get my groove on and do NOTHING for a month.

Sorry Jose but we’re just going to have to apply the “we’re not quite as stupid as you (think we are)” line of reasoning here. What could POSSIBLY be the reason that would compel YOU to go out to bars, recruiting everyone you know (through facebook, myspace and text msgs) to join you in the party, the all white party, the anything but clothes party the hot body contest and the plain old dancing on stage w/a girl for the cameras at the club party, all the while – you NEVER use your phone or computer to research WHO took your daughter, you never create a file- try to look up Zanny or her roommates, of course you never call the police or tell your parents, friends, ANYONE who actually exists. You go about your life as if nothing is amiss, you ONLY speak of Caylee when asked and when prompted come up w/DETAILED agendas of who she’s with and where. The person you sleep with…the one you live with and say I love you to- you NEVER mention any of this to him and are able to completely snow him?!

OK, so let’s think about a scenario. I don’t work so perhaps I’m engaged in something nefarious. Which I’ve suspected but wouldn’t that have come out? I’ve seen ONE picture that looks like Casey engaged in porno/paris hilton type behavior. IF she was doing that…then where was the money? Is THAT how she’s paying Jose? IF they prosecutor’s know this- wouldn’t we know it by now????

Anyway- that’s one scenario that I can fathom- IF I dial my brain down to almost stupid. Let’s suppose…I’ve been engaged in something like this- and the people I work for are SHADY. Something I’ve done has pissed them off. They take my daughter in order to convince me to rectify the error. Well, if my character was appropriately shady, I think I MIGHT think– OK, I don’t want my secret to come out, I will do what they say and I will get my daughter back w/out anyone finding out I’m a dirtball. Problem here is- would that take me a MONTH before I re- PRIORITIZED as to my daughter’s life?? NO!! I would comply immediately and if unsuccessful- get SOMEONE involved. Considering my incredible capacity for lying- I might try to turn the tables on them and get police involved w/out them knowing. Which is what MOST RATIONAL PEOPLE do when something horrific happens and they are warned against getting police involved.

Does anyone remember the intv when George was shown pictures or something that detectives warned him about, then apologized for and which George then had to leave the room for and vomit? Something very upsetting— I’m sure I’m getting the details wrong. WHAT was that?

IF Casey was making money this way– as in some sex trade job– I wouldn’t be surprised. Jane on ISSUES HLN had Jose on the other day and he said that the money question as to HOW he’s getting paid was CONFIDENTIAL. No SHIT, Sherlock, we KNOW that you plan to make your NAME from this case. That kind of publicity can be priceless. BUT I’m still curious about Casey’s story about hearing about Jose– she tells Lee that she heard about him from a fellow “inmate” in booking, and then w/out prompting (she likes to bolster her lies) she says something like yeah but not only that inmate recommended him but others in the line did too. As if to say…. OHHHH, so all of these people who are sitting in jail- they have someone they recommend. That’s like accepting – Mrs. Nussbaum’s credit card bc….As long as we have a VOUCHER. ANYWAY, that doesn’t really matter BUT what would surprise me would be her actually having money bc WHERE is the MONEY??? Would she risk blowing her cover SOOOO many times by stealing money from Caylee’s bank, asking folks for money etc. when her DAD is a former COP who has ALREADY demonstrated suspicion as to her employment. Granted, maybe the POINT was she was building a nest egg in order to disappear to CALI once she had killed Caylee. But you would think, (which may be a mistake- DON’T THINK- YOU’RE CASEY) that she would care enough to keep her parents (especially dad) off her back so that the EXIT plan would seem smooth. HMMM.

Anyway, WHAT could POSSIBLY be the scenario? The COMPELLING reason Casey NEVER reported her daughter missing and acted like she didn’t give a damn that she was gone???!@#$

 

Amanda Knox: Italian Courts say GUILTY! What a farce!

Just heard the devastating news that American college student Amanda Knox was found guilty of murder and sentenced to 26 years. Her ex boyfriend was also found guilty and sentenced to 25 years. This really makes you appreciate the American justice system (no matter how flawed)- or at least it should.

The prosecutor, Giuliano Mignini, in this case is batshit crazy, the evidence was minute, and the crime scene was almost completely bungled. This is a tragedy. I’ve been (loosely) following this case and just thought that surely the truth would prevail no matter the ridiculous antics the Italian courts have allowed- but OMG I was oh so wrong. 48 Hours has done a good job covering the case and will update again this Saturday. Here’s another link to get you up to speed: Friends of Amanda.

Please send your thoughts and prayers to Amanda, her family and friends.

Foxy Knoxy. La bella figure.